Here’s a bit of word play for you: Earth Without Art is Eh!
A proposition with which I heartily agree. The bathroom is usually the smallest room in a house, but that’s no reason it can’t be a gallery all the same. That’s why our bathroom, while it has its full complement of faucets and spigots and tub and commode, is also equipped with a range of objets d’art. There are several photographs, a Marimekko shower curtain, and a miniature papier -maché replica of one of Niki de Saint Phalle’s colorful Nanas, a bathing beauty if I ever saw one. Oh, and a resident caretaker! Take a look:
At last — here’s the cool mosaic tile effect I was aiming for —
Turns out I was lookin’ for love, and the gallery setting, in all the wrong places! It was in the Dashboard settings, and needed to be turned on. Many thanks to all the viewers who offered tech info and moral support: you’re all wonderful!