It’s drizzled, drooled, and spat all day, and now it’s pouring cats and dogs as darkness descends. So what’s more cheerful than a really REALLY bad joke, one to make you groan?
A lion was prowling stealthily through the jungle. He came upon a clearing, where he saw two Wellesley girls, one reading a book, the other typing at a computer. He pounced on the former and devoured her. The King of Beasts well knew that readers digest, but writers cramp.